Faora wearing Kryptonian armor and helmet in Man of Steel (2013)

Man of Steel

Superman has numerous powers.
Too many, right? I once thought so.
But that’s a surface-level misunderstanding – one born of parody, not canon.

Detective Comics

DC doesn’t write books by listing new powers like bullet points. Clark’s core abilities are constant. They exist to serve the story, not overwhelm it. And that story – the real one – is deeper, richer; more substantial than most people are acquainted with.

I thought I knew Superman.

Faster than a speeding bullet!
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!
More powerful than a locomotive!

“Look! Up in the sky!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
“No, it’s Superman!”

Those are the lines.
But they were never the point.
The story is the point.


The Rotten Tomatoes Disservice

Man of Steel remains one of the most unfairly dismissed films of the past decade. Its Rotten Tomatoes score – 57% – has branded it “rotten” from the outset. But that score doesn’t reflect its quality. It illustrates a misunderstanding of what the film is trying to do.

Many critics resorted to vague complaints about “tone” and “direction,” often struggling to identify specific failings. Some disliked the film’s intensity, citing the destruction and danger as “too much.” The sound of automatic gunfire, the collapse of buildings, the terror of watching humanity scramble against impossible odds – it all felt too heavy, too loud.

But that weight is exactly what gives Man of Steel its power.


The Necessity of Consequence

If Superman is to exist in a grounded, realistic world, then the world must feel real when he fights. The destruction isn’t gratuitous – it’s logical. You don’t have an alien invasion without consequence. You don’t face off against Kryptonians in the heart of a city without collateral damage. If skyscrapers fall, it’s because they would. If soldiers fire their weapons, it’s because they must.

The film doesn’t flinch away from this. And why should it? The point isn’t devastation for its own sake – it’s scale, stakes and truth.

Superman isn’t just powerful. He’s responsible. Man of Steel honors that weight.


A Grounded Reimagining

A film about choice.
Clark doesn’t stumble into heroism. He earns it – through loss, hesitation and moral decision-making.

The film builds a myth that respects intelligence. Jor-El and Lara are scientists, not mystics. Krypton isn’t just a backdrop – it’s a civilization in decline. General Zod isn’t evil in the traditional sense – he’s terrifying because he believes he’s right.

And that matters. Because Clark has to confront what he might have become.

When Zod hijacks Earth’s televisual broadcast to speak to the world – it’s chilling. His flickering, staticky broadcast feels like an intrusion. Like a terrorist signal cutting through national borders. There’s something unsettling about how plausible it is. That moment, more than anything, shows what the film gets right: it understands fear. It understands awe.


The Snyder Vision

Zack Snyder is often misunderstood. People call his work “style over substance,” but that’s lazy criticism.
In Man of Steel, the style is substance.

The camerawork is intimate and deliberate. The flashback structure fragments the origin story in a way that mirrors Clark’s inner dislocation – one moment he’s a child, the next he’s lost in the world, then suddenly he’s something more.

Kevin Costner is magnetic as Jonathan Kent – quiet, conflicted, principled. Diane Lane brings warmth and steadiness as Martha. Michael Shannon’s Zod commands the screen with tragic conviction. Amy Adams gives us a Lois Lane who’s smart, grounded and emotionally tuned. And Henry Cavill – measured, noble, physically exacting – is the most believable Superman in decades.

The CGI is precise and atmospheric. Krypton feels fully realized, not sketched. The fights are fast, disorienting, but never meaningless. Every punch has gravity. Every blast of force changes the geography.

Snyder directs the action with real weight – not just visual heft, but moral weight. This isn’t spectacle for its own sake. It’s action that reflects power, and the consequences of power.


A Better Tomorrow

This is the Superman who hides in shadows. The one who’s feared before he’s embraced. A man unsure of what he’s meant to be until the moment requires him to be it.

The myth is here – but it’s repurposed for a modern framework.
Hans Zimmer’s score – soulful, slowly building, pulsing with restraint. It suits this Superman: less boy scout, more bruised idealist. A man who wants to do good – but isn’t yet sure how.

That moral confusion isn’t a weakness of the film – it’s the focus.


Truth, Justice & The American Way

The only other screen adaptation that captures Superman this fully – without requiring a dive into comics – is Superman: The Animated Series. That show, like this film, took Krypton seriously. It built a society with consequences. A people worth mourning. A world that matters.

Man of Steel belongs in that tier.

It’s a balanced, measured reintroduction. A myth rebuilt from the ground up – richer, graver and more honest than most audiences expected.

Man of Steel‘s not a film about superpowers.
It’s about restraint, pressure, loss and the cost of virtue.
It’s about learning how to rise.

This isn’t the Superman who smiles for the camera.
This is the Superman who brawls, who chooses, who endures.

Man of Steel is a serious film about a serious man.
Worthy of our collective esteem.

★★★★★ ★★★★★

For briefer thoughts: IMDb & Letterboxd. Or read The Batman, BvS or Superman for more DC.

Rooney Mara in her (2013) – still from her movie review

her

Significant award buzz back in 2013. Positioned as progressive, emotionally profound and achingly relevant. But was it? Or was it just soft-spoken science fiction, wrapped in a muted aesthetic, coasting on the novelty of its premise?​ You see where this film review is heading.

Joaquin Phoenix plays Theodore, a lonely man who falls in love with his AI assistant, Samantha, voiced by Scarlett Johansson. her aims to explore the evolution of connection and the blurred lines between human and artificial intimacy. The concept is solid; the execution, less so.​

There are moments of intrigue. Scarlett Johansson’s voice work is effective – warm, playful, alluring. She brings more depth to Samantha than the script probably deserves. But Phoenix? I’ve never been a fan of his performances aside from his roles in Gladiator and Signs. Here, he embraces his usual detached and introspective awkwardness. This choice, instead of inviting empathy, makes the experience feel muted. It also feels lifeless. Joaquin Phoenix is essentially a second-rate Daniel Day-Lewis – dull DDL – consistently choosing monotonous roles.

“This script isn’t slow enough,” he tells his agent often, “This is too thrilling. Where is the melancholia?”

The romance is only as compelling as its participants. If one side isn’t engaging, the entire premise struggles to take hold.​

The majority of this film consists of telephone scenes, which are notoriously weak from a cinematic perspective. Phoenix didn’t interact directly with Johansson during filming; her lines were recorded separately in post-production. This approach emphasizes the detached artificiality of Phoenix’s performance. If Johansson had recorded her lines live, it could have represented inspired filmmaking. It would have elevated inherently dull phone scenes. Instead, we watch Phoenix act alone, delivering lines into a void. It’s the easiest, laziest form of acting.

Danny, my film-watching counterpart, adored her from the outset. He entered the screening pre-loaded with enthusiasm – having read early reactions and aware of the awards chatter. That matters. It’s easier to embrace a film’s strengths when you’re primed to like it. I didn’t have that luxury. I walked in clean. And what I found was something mostly unremarkable, dull and simplistic.​

Was her an independent film? With a $23 million budget, that’s $3 million above the typical indie threshold for 2013. It grossed $48.3 million – a return roughly fair on a cosmic level. But a film doesn’t become great just because it predicts something correctly. her takes its ideas with such unwavering sincerity that it forgets to challenge them. The film assumes its premise is profound enough to carry it, but does it ever dig beneath the surface?​

I’ve reconsidered her in recent years, particularly in light of my own conversations with AI. But my stance hasn’t changed much. AI can be engaging, even meaningful, but it will never replace human connection.

And a film about AI love can be interesting without being great. That’s where her lands for me – an idea ahead of its time, wrapped in a film that never quite justifies its existence.

For peak Scarlett check out Under the Skin.

★★ ★★

This review is briefer on IMDb and Letterboxd.

Click Colossus for a slightly older AI film.

The Zero Theorem

Ever heard of Harry Potter? This is nothing like that.

David Thewlis, also known as Professor Lupin, is the only similarity between the two narratives.

The Z.T.’s bleak, folks. It’s dark, foreboding and existential. To follow a recent trend it’s also allegorical. Therefore, things can get confusing.

[Quick sidebar: Counting Snowpiercer this marks Tilda Swinton’s second supporting role in a sci-fi allegory in the past year. What an oddly specific niche.]

Should you see it?

It depends on your viewing habits. If you’re a movie review blogger, you can do a lot worse than The Zero Theorem.

But for the average viewer, I wouldn’t recommend. There are plenty of better options available for rental. Skim some of my earlier blog posts if you need suggestions.

The price bugs me.

If you’re still interested it’s available for HD rental thru Xfinity OnDemand, iTunes and Amazon for $9.99.

Ten bucks feels like too much.

Despite the straight to VOD release, The Zero Theorem is a lot more ambitious than the trailer lets on. The preview lead me to believe director Terry Gilliam mailed it in.

But alas!

This movie contains a lot of solid material.

Where else are you going to find a pink chaise lounge?

Portions of the environment are sources of great irritation and intrigue. But I suppose that’s the Terry Gilliam thing. Much of the physical setting is reminiscent of 12 Monkeys, another mind-bending dystopian movie involving time travel and paradoxes.

Z.T.‘s futuristic landscape is elaborate and compelling. The streets are covered with graffiti; digital advertisements and adhesive ‘tags’ plastered all over the alleyway.

I’d say The Zero Theorem‘s right on par with A Dozen Bonobos.

Although I haven’t seen Brazil, my favorite Gilliam is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Watch it instead if it’s eluded you thus far.

For those dead-set on catching Z.T. here’s a couple notes on the casting.

Christoph Waltz stars as Qohen, and never ceases to impress.

After major supporting roles in Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Basterds and Django Unchained, he plays a completely different character here.

From the cadence of his voice to the movement of his gaze, it’s obvious he works hard to differentiate himself between roles.

What a dynamite thespian – good on ya, Christoph!

Matt Damon plays a small supporting role as ‘Management,’ and he’s excellent.

So add another bullet to the long list of ‘Good Reasons to Adore Mr. D.’

David Thewlis and Tilda Swinton are great. Lucas Hedges is good.

But far and away my favorite character is Bainsley.

Mélanie Thierry delivers an awesome performance, particularly befitting the Gilliam modus operandi. She’s got that twittery futuristic spunk, the neon haired quirketude. Which sounds grating, but it’s actually quite cute and delightful.

Part of this is thanks to the writing. In order to fill out the futuristic world in a realistic fashion, screenwriters often utilize the cyberpunk diction. It’s an alien form of English, and often seems bizarre at first.

It works well here, particularly because of the acting.

Every once in a while Bainsley will say something like, “You got a mouse in your pocket?” her charisma reminding the viewer to notice the occasional warmth.

Despite the bleak premise.

There is a lot of social commentary buried throughout. Some of it is a bit on-the-nose, like the satirical news station, ‘Dumbc’ or some such silliness.

But the more subtle stuff can really bolster a scene. When Qohen first meets Bainsley, it’s jarring to see the partygoers ‘fake smoking.’ At first it seems like quirk for the sake of quirk.

These moments are a lot more nuanced than they appear, however.

During a later scene, Qohen is sitting on a park bench. The backdrop is a swarm of ‘No [Insert Fun Activity] Allowed’ signs.

The visual flood of placards is both an eyesore and quite a strong metaphor.

Terry seems to envision a future in which we’re plagued by bureaucratic overregulation.

Considering the recent discussion regarding the heroic San Franciscans and their unending skirmish against synthetic shopping totes, I’m inclined to agree with Mr. Gill.i.Am.

Finally, I really enjoyed the artificial reality. The blending of digital pornography and prostitution offers a compelling and original spin on the sci-fi construct.

By the by, it’s ironic considering Qohen’s pursuing an answer to the ultimate question.

But he can’t install a little bit of conduit?

★★★★★

Briefer takes at IMDb & Letterboxd.

Want more ponderous nothingness? Check The Tree of Life.

Close-up of Karen Gillan on the phone in Oculus (2013)

Oculus

Self-reflection. How much is too much?

Although the story remains unread on my bookshelf, I’d imagine Oscar Wilde’s The Picture of Dorian Grey deals heavily with this notion.

Since publication, many other horror stories utilize the mirror motif. Candyman (1992) is one of the scariest movies of all time. Mirrors (2008) isn’t as good, but hey – further fright by looking glass!

Grading horror on a curve Oculus is great.

It’s scary, thought provoking and nuanced.

Plus, Karen Gillan! Throw her on a list of promising young up-and-comers. She plays the bionic woman in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Brenton Thwaites isn’t the cat’s pajamas, but he does just fine.

Rory Cochrane and Katee Sackhoff turn in solid performances as the parents. The kids, Annalise Basso and Garrett Ryan were also very good.

First and foremost, Oculus establishes fair and realistic circumstances by which the viewer can suspend disbelief. Some of the best horror movies nowadays struggle with this.

Also, despite a tiny (five million dollar) budget, the movie looks great. You can feel the production value, the effort behind the moviemaking.

Unlike the Paranormal Activity franchise, which has enraged me since the first in 2009. It seems like folks have caught on since the trailer for the fourth film. I don’t want to sit through a PA5 preview.

I’ll get back to Oculus in a moment but one last note on the P.A. franchise.

It lessened the credibility of the horror genre by supporting a notion introduced by The Blair Witch Project.

The idea that production value doesn’t necessarily increase believability, and success can be achieved through marketing trickery and cheap filmmaking.

Therefore what’s debatably the campiest genre became even less appealing to the out-group as a large source of revenue. What is commonly perceived as a ‘lesser art form’ is further denigrated by the cheapness required to satisfy the audience.

My soapbox has a stepladder I’m currently descending.

Anyway. Oculus puts the theme of reflection to good use.

Man, horror guys really love their overlapping dualities.

The ending (and Rotten Tomatoes) leads me to believe there will be a sequel, which I’m very intrigued to see.

Two separate timeframes unfold through the perspective of two protagonists, under similar conditions in the same setting. The viewer watches along as the memories overlap with the present.

See? Nuance!

What we have here, folks, is an unreliable narrator.

A subjective third-person omniscient narrator, to be precise.

A perspective that swivels willy-nilly between past and present, reality and delusion.

Oftentimes it’s difficult to discern what’s an objective historical account or concrete memory. The blurred lines between the individual perceptions of both past and present are a theme reflected throughout.

Thus resulting in some rather subtle social commentary regarding psychotherapy.

After all that time spent in self-reflection, how much good does it do him in moving forward?

Didn’t think I was going to bring it back around, did you?

★★★★ ★★★★

Briefer takes at IMDb & Letterboxd.

Under the Skin

‘Alien’ is a misnomer.

More accurately Laura, played by Scarlett Johansson, is an ‘extraterrestrial organism.’ A being who exists beyond our frame of reference. Seems puzzling, no?

Well it’s certainly elaborate, but not needlessly confusing.

Under the Skin is smart and mandates a brief personal yarn.

During movie viewings, my buddy and I rarely talk or utilize the pause feature.

We pressed the freeze button thrice while watching Under the Skin in order to clear up confusion.

Our choice to abandon the usual procedure proved beneficial, because UTS is a lot easier to follow when combining noggins.

Rotten Tomatoes’s summarization explains, “Its message may prove elusive for some, but with absorbing imagery and a mesmerizing performance from Scarlett Johansson, Under the Skin is a haunting viewing experience.”

That little lady’s on quite a streak. She’s been in six huge movies since The Avengers in 2012. Her last eleven are Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes!

A topless Scarlett may be the sole draw for certain viewers, but I suspect they’re the same folks who’ll find its message elusive.

Under the Skin is a great movie that hasn’t received the credit it deserves. It’s a mixture of sci-fi, fantasy and horror and if you dig this cinematic breed I highly recommend the rental.

It’s currently available for instant streaming via iTunes and Amazon as an HD rental ($4.99) or purchase ($9.99).

According to Box Office Mojo, it cost $13.3M to produce Under the Skin, and so far it’s just shy of a $5.4M gross worldwide. Which is a bummer because passion and effort should be rewarded.

Jonathan Glazer did an excellent job directing this movie. A massive chunk of thought went into each scene. The workload’s palpable.

The audio and visuals are simply stunning. Everything feels ‘intergalactic.’

The plot’s creepy and unnerving. Certain details seem like red herrings, but the film’s so polished their exclusion must be purposeful.

Under the Skin is wildly thought provoking and hits the spot.

If you seek uplifting content, search elsewhere, chum. Several moments are on the warmer side, but the majority’s unsettling and quizzical.

Follow my example and catch this flick with a loved one.

Let’s hope Laura runs across Lucy (from Lucy) and Samantha (from her) and finds solace in their company somewhere in the metaphysical ether.

★★★ ★★★ ★★★

Briefer takes at IMDb & Letterboxd.

Snowpiercer

Dystopian societies are hip.

So are post-apocalyptic civilizations.

It’s rare to find them together without robots, space travel or undead.

Snowpiercer is based off a French sci-fi graphic novel, Le Transperceneige, which colloquially translates to “The Train of the Snow Land.”

And boy is it fun.

It’s available for HD Rental through iTunes and Amazon for $6.99, or a dollar more through Xfinity OnDemand.

This is South Korean director Joon-ho Bong’s third film. Mother was released in 2009 after his creature feature The Host from 2006.

Which, far as subtitled scary flicks go, is not a bad film.

Unless foreign horror’s your wheelhouse, you can skip The Host, and move right along to Snowpiercer.

It’s Bong’s first English-speaking film, and although this is clear at times, it’s a remarkable experience.

Set entirely on a train circumventing the world, this post-doomsday thriller is riveting, intelligent and visually stunning.

Chris Evans is good as the protagonist. He’s catching a lot of critical flack for his performance. There’s a moment late in the movie where he delivers an emotional piece of dialogue that’s a bit jarring.

Perhaps a superior actor could have delivered the line better. I’d argue it wasn’t strong writing in the first place.

Other than that, Chris gets the job done.

The characters encounter quite a bit of combat, all of which involve intricate physical procedures. Between the battleship in Captain America: The Winter Soldier and the blade car in Snowpiercer, Chris plays the centerpiece in two of the finest fights in cinematic history. And they were released within three months of each other.

When it comes to action sequences, the director does everything right. He utilizes long takes, different camera lenses, varied setting features, drastic changes in momentum, realistic physical contact, slow motion (there’s an outstanding sequence in which Evans dispatches several thugs with a felling axe), martial arts, weaponry, tag-teaming. The list goes on and on.

The supporting cast is great as well.

Jamie Bell, who you know from Billy Elliot, turns in a solid performance as the jokester best friend.

Upon reaching the classroom car, the schoolteacher’s played by Alison Pill. She, like Tilda Swinton, performs a quirksome role. Their characters are odd (in different ways) but the actresses pull it off.

Bong’s got Octavia Spencer pounding dudes with body shots, with fists and a piece of metal pipe on-screen!

It’s just delightful.

If you dig fights, Snowpiercer’s the flick to rent.

That being said, I think the ladies won’t like this as much. The story is thoroughly bleak and imperfect.

In fact, I agree with much of what the critics are saying. The boundary between reality and metaphor is blurry to the point of confusion.

The narrative’s allegorical which makes it difficult to connect with the characters on a human level.

Events unfold in a manner that feels more orchestrated than organic.

Despite its imperfection, the story is still thrilling and sweeps you up.

Just like the animated sequence describing the rail’s creation, this movie’s full of style.

This tendency doesn’t continue after the ending, though. So you can shut the movie off once the credits start to roll.

After reading up and carving thru all the confusion, the ending’s a tad bit dissatisfying. My buddy fell asleep, and I’m still not in love with it.

As a final note, there is an aspect of this story I find gross.

People respond to the grotesque in four ways: 1) Revulsion 2) Silent Distaste 3) Cool Indifference 4) Embracement.

I’m weak in this area. I’m a 2 but would rather be a 3, like my friend who watched Snowpiercer with me.

It leaves a bad taste in my mouth. But my buddy disagrees.

We both agree, however, it’s totally worth the ride along the way.

So to the 1’s I suggest caution.

To the 2’s I say, “Power through, compadres.”

To the 3’s, keep chilling.

And to the 4’s, God help you.

★★★★ ★★★★

Briefer takes at IMDb & Letterboxd.

Check The Raid: Redemption for more cutting-edge action sequences.

12 Years a Slave

When I mentioned 12 Years a Slave to my Dad, he said, “I hear that’s great but depressing.”

An apt analysis, some may agree. But I would de-emphasize the depression aspect of this movie.

I cried too much, okay?! Mostly joy toward the ending.

I’m not sure if it’s desensitization or a function of my age, but I would not describe the material as specifically “depressing.”

Horrifying? Sure.

Moving? Riveting? Absolutely.

But I don’t believe it induces a sad darkness that hitchhikes upon your brain for a number of days. We’re all aware slavery happened, right?

I do not mean this to be critical towards the specificity of my father’s diction. It’s more to discourage a certain mindset.

If you want to see a great movie, no matter how often you see them, 12 Years a Slave is easily worth the two hours and fourteen minutes. It’s shot remarkably well, edited masterfully, and retells the true story of the novel by Solomon Northup.

Chiwetel Ejiofor is spectacular in this role. Perhaps it’s the lack of theatricality in his performance, but it’s just stunning. It’s the perfect mix of reserved and outspoken.

Towards the beginning, when the man breaks two separate paddles over his back, how does he prepare for that sort of acting? Seriously, it baffles me. I’m so thoroughly convinced by Chiwetel’s performance that I’m more focused on what the other actor is actually breaking the paddles over.

(I shouldn’t think like that during first viewings, but can’t help myself sometimes.)

According to IMDb, Chiwy learned to play the violin for this role! Could he be any more of a boss?

When he starts to sing with the other cotton-picking slaves is a wonderful transformative moment. But the whole movie is great; each scene is so beautiful and the conflicts running beneath are palpable.

You can feel the very value of his life diminishing as a product; a piece of human property. The film explores the themes of slavery so efficiently; that I wonder how much of the material actually came from the book.

The thing is, either way, the film takes place over the course of twelve years. I’m certain all of these things could have happened to him throughout that period. It seems like there are mostly only cruel white men in this world. Or at least, only slightly sympathetic Caucasians.

Which, as a side note, is perhaps the only loose thread in the screenplay’s quilt. Perhaps the only white slave depicted in the film shouldn’t be the one to betray Chiwetel to Fassbender. But that’s semantics, because it only further reinforces his apprehension when Brad Pitt rolls around.

So the weakness of that criticism is illustrative of any others I might have with this film – mild and without any real footing.

Like Eliza’s crying. It went on a touch too long, but perhaps that’s exemplary of the lifestyle Solomon had to endure. Perhaps there were times the crying went on much longer for him.

So overall, I give 12 Years a Slave two big thumbs up. It’s #4 on my ‘Best Films of 2013’ list.

It’s a visual masterpiece and tells an exhilarating narrative

★★★★★ ★★★★★

Briefer thoughts on: IMDb and Letterboxd. For more Pitt The Tree of Life.

American Hustle

I’m aware of the similarities to GoodFellas.

It’s a strange human trait, but if an individual in a group professes love for American Hustle, there’s always that one dude – the guy who believes he’s most ‘in the know.’

Regardless of any real opinions, he’ll say, “Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. But it draws too much from Scorsese’s early work; namely GoodFellas.”

If you hear this in a professional business environment, at home, in the church confessional booth or what have you; I urge you seek out this monster, and silence their blowharding with a crescent kick.

Because David O. Russell’s most recent effort is a spectacular film.

I don’t think I can oversell this character study, with its ten Oscar nominations and three wins at the Golden Globes.

One is for ‘Best Comedy or Musical.’ Here’s a diabolical scheme waiting to hatch: Remake The Producers (again) and secure a nomination for this award. No matter what the competition, it’d have to win by default, no?

Amy Adams took home a Globe for Best Actress and Jennifer Lawrence nabbed the gilded sphere for Supporting Lady.

As it pertains to performance in film, those were three of the most deserved awards distributed for the previous year.

I walked into the theater with my nose held high in the air. The movie looked overwrought with cliché, but I had seen the trailer several dozen times.

Plus, I was only familiar with one David O. Russell film by then; Silver Linings Playbook. For further reading on my historic disappointment in SLP check out my review.

(I caught The Fighter a month later; solidifying my certainty in Davey Russ’s directing ability.)

If you haven’t seen American Hustle, it’s #2 on my ‘Best Films of 2013’ list, so go into it with reasonable expectations and you should be swept away.

What else can be said? It’s a great movie that’s sure to delight.

So if you haven’t seen it and you’re sensitive to potential spoilers, stop reading now.

There is plenty of material up for discussion surrounding this film. For now, I’ll focus on several plot aspects I found noteworthy, and then talk a little smack about Jared Leto, before wrapping things up.

Jeremy Renner, who deftly performs a tense unfolding of his character’s arc, plays what is potentially the most compelling role, Mayor Carmine Polito.

The opening title card before Fargo, the Coen brothers’ film, is a comedic take on a common trend in modern movies. The appearance of the words, “Based on a true story,” is a complete red herring. Fargo’s entirely fictional!

David O. throws his hat in the ring with another satirical take on the opening title card. At the beginning of Hustle the words read: “Some of this actually happened.”

The message triggers a hearty laugh, and it’s a great reveal (especially being unacquainted with the story’s connection to reality.)

As I mention in my review of Elysium, the ‘parable’ is a prolific plot device often utilized in a clumsy fashion. Therefore, it often comes off as cliché or contrived. Neill Blomkamp avoids this by having the protagonist interrupt another character’s allegorical narrative with a summary of the conclusion. (To astounding effect, I might add.)

O. Russell’s version of the parable is a fishing story that Louis C. K.’s character (Stoddard Thorsen) tries to tell Bradley Cooper (as FBI agent Richie DiMaso) throughout the film. It’s uproariously comedic, eloquent and dynamic.

While it serves to reveal subtle character traits, it’s also a brilliant and original take on an ancient plot device.

Turns out I like my Cooper like I like my women: Unhinged and antagonistic.

That’s a silly joke but the sentiment towards BC retains credence. On top of his roles in Wedding Crashers and The Hangover, Brad’s shown impressive villain chops, and we should all appreciate him a little more next holiday season.

Cooper, and by the same token Michael Fassbender (for 12 Years a Slave) were snubbed for the Best Supporting Actor Award.

But not to worry, because Matthew McConaughey, a handsome straight Caucasian depicting a character of similar description, will be winning an award, so they’ve reached their limit on that demographic.

I’m reminded of an award season several years ago, when Milk was getting a lot of press. Okay, yes, Sean Penn depicts a convincing portrait of a gay man. But the movie’s boring! (And, side note, Harvey Milk wasn’t the greatest guy in real life.)

Jared Leto (whom I don’t mean to criticize, unless we’re talking about acceptance speeches) did a fine job of depicting a transsexual. But I found his character enormously off-putting, and as much I appreciate the effort that went into the performance, Leto just doesn’t do it for me.

But that’s DBC, not the hustling Americans.

Ready for a strong opinion?

All of the cast’s main players are wildly prolific in modern cinema, and judging by their performances in previous films, are among the most talented actors working today.

Every single performance I’ve seen by Christian Bale, J-Law, Coop-A-Loop, Amy Adams, J. Renner and Louis C.K., has been spot-on, nuanced and (for all intents and purposes) near perfect.

If that doesn’t tell you anything about this film, nothing will.

Go out and catch American Hustle before it loses its crispy freshness!

★★★★★ ★★★★★

Briefer takes at IMDb & Letterboxd.

August: Osage County

Well folks, I don’t know what to do with this one.

Strangely enough, at this point in the review, I feel tempted to dilute my true feelings.

I’d like to say, “Thumbs-up: despite a dislikable narrative, strong performances—including a perfect one from Meryl—add up to a halfway-decent film.”

However, that would be dishonest. And I owe it to readers to call it like I see it.

Simply put, August: Osage County wears me out.

To clarify, I watch movies for three reasons: to enjoy a story, to learn something, or to feel moved by compelling characters in complex situations. Unfortunately, AOC checks none of those boxes.

That said, rather than building on those goals, the story plays out like one long, unbroken loop of arguments:

“I’m trying my hardest!”

“No, I’m trying my hardest! Try harder!”

“I’m just being honest!”

“No, you’re lying! I’m the one who’s honest!”

In short, that’s the script. Just melodramatic bickering—scene after scene. And the dialogue? Painfully theatrical.

At its core, this thing wants to be a dramatic character study.

Admittedly, the opening scene barely holds interest. Still, everything quickly falls apart after that.

Moving on to Meryl’s performance – It’s fine. That’s the most I can say. I know I’m supposed to call her brilliant, but I don’t believe that. I never pitied her character, never connected. Instead, I felt bored—and honestly irritated—every time she opened her mouth.

And that’s precisely why I think this movie might resonate more with women.

For example, early on, in the middle of one of her self-indulgent rants, Meryl tells her daughter, “You look like a lesbian,” commenting on her haircut. She sneaks pills behind her back in a cutesy, flirty way. Then she adds, “Oh, he smokes a lotta grass,” with a smug little smirk.

So… are these moments supposed to be funny? Edgy? Because they land as neither. They’re just dull.

Furthermore, those mouth sounds? The pill clacks, the gulping, the exaggerated exhales—I kept thinking, “Christ, when will this woman stop talking?”

More seriously, to emphasize the point: the sheer amount of audible lip smacking, pill rattling, gasping, slurping, throat-clearing, sighing, tongue clacking, and cigarette puffing Meryl delivers is abominable. I have no idea what the filmmakers were aiming for—but whatever it was, they missed.

When the arguing pauses, the dialogue doesn’t improve—it just pivots into melodramatic novel-speak.

Here’s an example. Julia Roberts and Ewan McGregor are driving to the family house. Julia says (paraphrased), “The Midwest. It’s more like a state of mind. A spiritual affliction, like the blues…”

Seriously? That’s not how people talk. That’s overwritten nonsense.

Then, when they arrive, their daughter Abigail Breslin says, “I’m gonna grab a smoke.” Julia replies, “She gets that from you.” She’s 14. We’ve seen this exchange a thousand times. Just another entry in the long list of tired tropes.

Later on, Julia and Ewan scream at each other while dragging chairs from a storage shed. It feels choreographed—yet another cliché stacked on the pile.

Now, to be fair, here’s what works.

Julia Roberts shines. Easily the most likable on-screen presence. The same goes for Benedict Cumberbatch, Ewan McGregor (even if he leans a little soapy), Chris Cooper, Julianne Nicholson, and Dermot Mulroney—despite the absurd character he portrays.

The catfish dinner scene lands well. And anytime Julia drops an F-bomb, it resonates. Honestly, she should screen test for a superhero flick. She’s got that kind of edge.

On the other hand, the subplot with Breslin and Mulroney? Total disaster.

Here’s the rundown: he blasts Livin’ La Vida Loca with strangers in a red convertible, speeds like a jackass, brags about multiple ex-wives, answers his phone during funeral prayers, smokes weed constantly, and has a thing for 14-year-olds?

Wow. Didn’t see that twist coming.

In hindsight, I think the film wants me to like Cooper’s character. Yet immediately after preaching kindness, he humiliates Breslin over her beliefs. Make it make sense.

As if that weren’t enough, the endless Southern monologues about past trauma drag things down further. Do they sit at that dinner table for 30 minutes straight?

Truth be told, I’ve never understood the appeal of romanticized Southern twang, and here it wore thin fast.

Granted, the outburst of violence after dinner provides the film’s one jolt of energy.

But seriously—why would I ever want to watch this again?

I can’t figure out what value I’m supposed to extract from it.

Altogether, it feels like every character—between outbursts—spends time crafting poignant monologues for their next self-defense. Everyone broods. Everyone explodes. Everyone’s tragic and complicated.

Sure, I get it. They’re wildly different, deeply broken, and emotionally damaged. But why should anyone care?

Still, I gave it a fair shot. I tried to buy in. I really did.

Maybe this whole thing works better onstage. At any rate, it plays like a bloated soap opera.

There must be an audience for this somewhere. Maybe it’s women? Maybe that’s where my wires get crossed.

To be blunt, the narrative weaves through complex, confusing turns, and the cast list grows too big to track—especially with Meryl monopolizing the monologue count.

And I’ll just say it—I hate her character. Really. There’s nothing about her I care to explore.

Truthfully, I didn’t care about anyone. I almost felt something when Julia realizes Ewan’s not coming back—but even that passed in a blink.

Everything’s dark. Every conflict nudges toward something theoretically profound. As a result, I never connected. It’s just too much melodrama. Too much self-importance. Too much sadness.

I dropped ten bucks to rent this on-demand.

And while I don’t enjoy tearing films apart, I seriously don’t get the appeal here.

What annoys me more than the price tag? The idea that this film was nominated for Best Picture.

Sure, there’s an audience out there for August: Osage County. I’m just not in it.

And frankly, I doubt anyone with similar taste is either.

Sorry to say, I don’t like this movie and wouldn’t recommend it.

It may contain intelligent content, but ultimately, it’s a dreary, exhausting film that left me empty.

★★★★ ★★★★

Briefer takes at IMDb & Letterboxd.

See The Grand Budapest Hotel instead.

Don Jon

Generally speaking, Sundance is not my gig.

Call me shallow, but I incline toward major motion pictures, or feature films.

I rarely watch documentaries or independents.

And I thought a movie about a guy addicted to pornography sounded gross and off-putting. But I should have known; Jo-Go would never let me down.

Don Jon’s a winner.

The narrative is timely, stylish and thought-provoking. It moves along at a brisk, enjoyable pace with a cast of relatable and compelling characters. Starring, written and directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt (who’s been one of my favorites for years) this movie depicts a regular guy, dealing with regular issues. And it’s great!

This is not the type of movie you watch with your girlfriend, your parents or your grandparents. Or your grandkids, for that matter.

It’s almost cheating with the casting choices made for this film. Scarlett Johansson’s one of the top actresses working today, Tony Danza was such a radical (but perfect) choice to play his father, and Julianne Moore is great as always.

First of all, Scarlett’s role as Barbara Sugarman, is nothing short of fantastic. It really explores the mindset of a certain type of woman. She’s so aware of her sexiness that she truly believes she inhabits a higher class of humanity.

It’s been a helluva year for Scarlett. Let’s hope she keeps it up!

The stylistic touches are probably what make the movie soar. Each shot adds to the story, and it keeps the pacing crisp as well.

If you haven’t seen Don Jon, it’s worth the watch. It explores a lot of truths that some may interpret as a misogynistic tone. I applaud Joseph Gordon-Levitt for writing such an honest, cutting edge screenplay.

Now, watch out for spoilers below.

There is one point in the movie that he’s watching porn and is narrating his actions through voiceover. What’s fascinating is it breaks the fourth wall in a subtle way, because Scarlett catches him at that moment. She interrupts the voice-over narration of himself!

It’s a bit of a time paradox if you think about it.

There are bursts of joy at times, when certain events occur in the manner you hope they will. When the stylistic fireworks go off, and pieces start to fall into the right places, you feel a swelling of happiness. And I think that’s noteworthy, given the limited storytelling that’s going on in Don Jon.

I love Acts I and II but didn’t adore the ending.

I’m not sure why. The whole movie skips along at such a brisk pace, but I never really enjoy the time he spends with Julianne Moore. It’s all just so sad and pathetic. But it’s not terrible!

I just found it underwhelming.

That being said,  Don Jon’s enormously insightful, brilliantly shot, masterfully edited, well-acted and just a good story all around.

Good on ya, Joseph Gordon!

★★★ ★★★ ★★★

Briefer takes at IMDb & Letterboxd.

For peak Scarlett check Under the Skin.