Let’s Be Cops

A Wednesday release is odd enough.

But a 12% score amongst top critics on Rotten Tomatoes?

Heavens to Murgatroyd! Things don’t look good.

Now then. Are you sitting down?

Whenever someone asks for my thoughts on Breaking Bad or The Wire, my response is always the same: “I haven’t seen an episode, but I’m sure I’d love it.”

Yet for some reason, folks don’t extend the same courtesy to New Girl. Blowhards and contrarians love to dismiss it, but the truth is—it’s one of the best comedic series in recent television.

So why bring this up? Because anyone who enjoys the New Girl brand of humor will likely get a kick out of Let’s Be Cops.

In fact, the subject matter feels pulled from the same barrel. The exposition is lightning-fast, while the pacing and tone mirror the sitcom almost exactly.

For context: Jake Johnson and Damon Wayans Jr.—two of the lead actors from New Girl—headline LBC. Their characters don’t differ much between the big and small screens, which is part of the charm.

To be clear, you don’t need to be a New Girl fan to enjoy the movie. But it helps to be familiar with their specific comedic rhythm.

One might even call this 22½ Jump Street.

At its heart, it’s a self-aware buddy-cop satire that takes jabs at the entertainment industry and genre tropes.

However, things quickly go off the rails. The narrative is noticeably disjointed, and from a technical standpoint, Let’s Be Cops struggles as a cohesive film.

This becomes evident right from the start: The protagonists sum up their lives in two sentences during a pillowy introduction. Then, just as Johnson encourages Wayans to approach a girl at the bar, the scene abruptly cuts to their post-rejection curbside lament as the valet pulls up.

It’s very odd. And unfortunately, moments like that occur throughout.

Perhaps the budget ran dry. Since Box Office Mojo doesn’t list the production cost, we can assume it wasn’t very high.

In many ways, the film asks a lot of its viewers. Johnson is constantly driving across lawns, as if the writers thought every chaotic moment would land.

Stylistically, it’s uneven. The editing feels clumsy. The camerawork is incongruous. The plot’s thin, the logic’s absurd, and the set design barely registers.

Then again, occasionally, the direction and camerawork surprise you. The filmmakers put slow motion to smart use in several scenes, and the incorporation of social media stands out as genuinely creative.

Even so, none of that really matters.

Because Johnson and Wayans are spectacular as a comedic duo. Their banter is relentless—hilarities overlap, with one punchline bleeding into the next before the first even lands. It’s a rapid-fire rhythm that works.

Narratively, the film feels like a dense jungle canopy of stupidity. Creative rays poke through here and there, but they’re few and far between.

To its credit, LBC tries to say something. It contrasts how pop culture fantasizes violence—through video games, movies, TV shows like COPS, and so on.

Each beat seems to aim at breaking convention by fully leaning into cliché. Neo-satire, if you will—a self-aware play on formulaic formatting.

Meanwhile, the supporting cast brings real energy. Rob Riggle is surprisingly subdued and effective.

Keegan-Michael Key brings the laughs in a chaotic supporting role. Natasha Leggero steals her brief scenes, and James D’Arcy crushes it as the villain.

Oddly enough, one of the most heavily advertised lines from the trailer never made it into the final cut—and honestly, thank God. It was funny in the preview but would’ve dragged in context.

Make sure to stick around for the early part of the credits—there’s some bonus footage worth seeing.

Let’s Be Cops may be imperfect, but for everything it lacks editorially, it makes up for it in sheer, uproarious laughter.

Think of it this way: A Million Ways to Die in the West trips on peyote, Neighbors does mushrooms, 22 Jump Street goes full Wy-Fy (basically acid), and Let’s Be Cops rounds off the summer by smoking crystal meth.

Let’s hope Harry and Lloyd away from heroin in D&DTo.

★★ ★★★ ★★

Briefer takes on IMDb & Letterboxd.

Neighbors

In a comedy, it’s quite rare the female lead is just as funny as their male counterpart.

The only other example is Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd in This is 40.

But in Neighbors, Rose Byrne as Kelly Radner, is just as funny, if not funnier, than Seth Rogen as Mac Radner.

The recent trend in Hollywood is to release multiple comedies during the summer season. Most of the time, the general public responds to one funny movie in particular. That comedic blockbuster is what’s remembered.

Last year, the hit of the summer was This is the End. In 2012 it was Ted; 2011 Bridesmaids, 2010 Get Him to the Greek, 2009 The Hangover.

And, every year, the larger comedy overshadows the smaller. Last year’s We’re the Millers, 2012’s 21 Jump Street, 2011’s Horrible Bosses, and 2010’s Hot Tub Time Machine.

’09 was a rough year, but ’08 makes up for it with some serious winners. Step Brothers is the most fondly remembered of that year, but let’s not forget Pineapple Express and Zack and Miri Make a Porno. (I’m a sucker for anything with Craig Robinson.)

Seth MacFarlane’s A Million Ways to Die in the West comes out May 30, so it’ll be interesting to see which movie ends up overshadowing the other.

Because Neighbors is great!

With an awesome cast, subject material that is both relatable and timely, and a hysterical script; director Nicholas Stoller’s got himself another winner here, folks.

Zac Efron’s performance in Neighbors is fantastic. He really sells it.

Oftentimes, like with Barbra Streisand in The Guilt Trip, a daring cameo can fall short. In Barbra’s case, her performance feels artificial. Like it’s been jammed into a comedy for outrageous effect. Her acting style just isn’t suited for modern laughs.

But Zac pulls it off; he plays a compelling and likable character, whom the audience feels compassion for. Not once does he feel out of place or miscast. There isn’t a single slip-up in terms of acting performance and he fits in quite well leading alongside Seth Rogen.

Rogen, for me, is always hilarious. But whether you like him or not, there’s plenty of other stuff to laugh at. Did I mention how funny Rose Byrne is?

I like that Dave Franco. He’s great in this movie, and is turning into quite a talented actor.

Neighbors earns its ‘R’ rating through a bevy of phallic jokes.

One of the film’s high-points is the sheer number of comedic performances it gets out of a cast of knowns and unknowns alike.

A young black actor, Jerrod Carmichael, plays a frat boy named Garf. His scene-stealing hilarious moments are numerous, and I’ve never heard of him before. But I wouldn’t mind seeing a lot more Carmichael in the future.

There are particular sequences worthy of note.

The first is a montage of period pieces; three scenes with different styles of shooting, depicting moments in the fraternity’s history. Each is led by cameos from comedic favorites, including the guys from Lonely Island, the Workaholics trio, and Jake Johnson from New Girl.

The other is reflective of an overall theme in Neighbors. It’s a movie for major cinephiles because there are tons of films references throughout.

The ‘Robert De Niro’ party is one of the most uproarious moments and has the entire theater rollicking with laughter.

One funny thing is the cameo by Jason Mantzoukas (as Dr. Theodorakis). He’s well-known as Rafi on FX’s The League. His character in Neighbors utilizes the same gag as the misleading doctor in Arrested Development. A similar joke appears in Family Guy and 30 Rock.

A final matter worth mentioning are the modern issues it offers commentary on. Lisa Kudrow has one of the funniest cameos as Dean Carol Gladstone, and all she’s concerned with are newspaper headlines.

In several ways, the movie makes a compelling argument for the harmlessness of fraternities. Much to-do over the evils of frat life. It’s nice to see somebody finally arguing for the other side.

Overall, Neighbors is a riotous batch of fresh laughs from a combination of reliable comedic mainstays and surprisingly proficient newcomers.

Will Seth MacFarlane be better?

For the time being, just know Neighbors is worth a trip to the theater!

★★★★ ★★★★

Briefer takes at IMDb & Letterboxd.