Prince and Apollonia share a quiet, intimate moment in Purple Rain (1984)

Purple Rain

“Before you go, you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.”

Prince changed his legal name in 1993 to an unpronounceable symbol—often referred to as “The Love Symbol.” For a time, he was known as “The Artist Formerly Known as Prince,” until he changed it back in 2000.

Every real-life story I’ve heard about Prince makes him sound bratty. Like a whiny, whimpering, wounded child. Frowning and complaining.

Plus, his music isn’t great. Some of it is listenable, sure. Most is weird and thin.

You get it—I’m not a fan. Imagine my low expectations walking into Purple Rain on the big screen for the first time.

It’s a cinematic masterpiece.

Shot on location in Minneapolis, MN, the film captures real neighborhoods and streets—venues like The First Avenue Club, a central space both in the story and in real life.

With an even mix of comedic and dramatic moments, the film is often carried by the performances.

The Artist Forever Known As…

Prince plays a fictionalized version of himself known as “The Kid.” It’s a remarkable and unique performance. All the whiny screeching, the writhing on stage—everything you imagine Prince doing—he does. But he does it without hesitation. Very unselfconscious. A performance you can’t help but respect.

Perhaps even more acclaim is due to Morris Day, also playing a fictionalized version of himself. Prince and he maintained a friendship-fueled rivalry until Prince’s death in 2016. His character is dislikable—he orders his valet to throw an ex-lover into a dumpster—but the performance is multilayered.

In a spectacular piece near the end, Day’s band The Time delivers a banging performance to precede Prince’s band. They exit the stage, bouncing down the corridor past Prince’s dressing room. The group bops past the doorway, then—silently and in unison—leans back into view. Day tosses out an insult. The band roars with laughter and bops away.

We see Day’s reaction. Part of him is tormented by this. A stirring performance. Funny too.

Apollonia Kotero

Plays Apollonia—Prince’s fictional love interest and a central focus of his rivalry with Day. She is terrific. Delivering a measured and smooth performance that fits nicely between her larger-than-life male counterparts. Her character becomes the film’s emotional tether.

Even during the absurdly comedic “Lake Minnetonka” moment, the romance feels strangely real. The nude acting feels courageous, not exploitative. And somehow still organic.

Apollonia goes on dates with both men. Her partial acceptance of Day’s advances to forward her career illustrates an economic drive. She maintains physical distance without spoiling her mindset for the viewer. Perhaps she does like Day and his misogynistic ways.

When she visits Prince’s home and sees what his parents are like, the fairy-tale home life begins to feel real. The film leans more biopic than puff piece.

Purple Rain suggests the limitations placed upon female musicians of the time. Apollonia climbs the ladder to reach a height—singing in a highly sexualized girl group, wearing skimpy outfits and bending for the fellas.

The film seems to critique this degraded lifestyle—measured by the quality of crowd reception. Meanwhile, Wendy and Lisa’s presence, the lesbian couple and members of Prince’s band, reinforces this with subtle texture—though even they operate under his filter. He controls their art until he finally allows it to be heard.

The film is a shameless expression of these realities.

Concert Filmmaking

The incorporation of music is what really takes the film into orbit. The little pieces—like Prince’s father playing an original composition on the piano, or the reversed tape he plays for Apollonia—glimmer with brilliance.

But the final sequence boasts a full double performance. The Time shreds the stage. They leave, and Prince finally performs “Purple Rain” in full.

My face melts.

Life is beautiful and full of wonders.

Purple Rain reassures us this is true.

Recently, I’ve been hearing Prince in the background of existence much more clearly. Now and then, I’ll catch a song and think—somewhat shamefully—“Hey, this actually sounds like Prince.” And then I find myself pondering the moral consequence of such thought patterns.

Some of it catches me. Perhaps I haven’t rounded a full 90-degree corner on Prince—but the trajectory of my path has undeniably angled more in his direction.

★★★★★ ★★★★★

Read my review on IMDb or Letterboxd.

Check Singin’ in the Rain for more music.

Ariana Grande as Glinda in Wicked (2024), part of Stephen’s critical review on the musical adaptation.

Wicked

Tough to write a movie review when fans can’t articulate tangible value.

“Did you really enjoy it the third time on the big screen?”

A small part of me craves an answer but I know how my sister will respond.

And I respect that. Films are for entertainment, and here Patricia finds the fun I can’t access.

Yet Wicked – over-produced, bursting with CGI and filmed almost entirely on soundstage – isn’t a forward-thinking cinematic piece. It’s a lesser recreation of the Broadway show, a shallow pool where viewers bask in nostalgia.

Consider the exchange among friends after a pickup volleyball match:

“You haven’t seen Wicked? You should have your gay card revoked.”

“I saw Wicked,” I interject, “Will I lose my straight card?” We laugh. “Seriously though: What did you enjoy about it?”

“Well, I saw the original Broadway musical and loved it,” the common refrain.

“With Kristen Chenowith and Idina Menzel? Me too.”

My feelings were more mixed, but I only wish to discuss the film itself. Aside from Ariana Grande and Jeff Goldblum’s performances – or the familiar songs (‘Popular’ specifically) – why was it enjoyable?

There’s no concrete answer. His best explanation is a misinterpretation of the source material:

“This is part one of a two-book series. The film only covers book one, which uses the play’s plot, so it’ll be all new stuff in Part 2.”

He’s wrong. The musical Wicked draws its inspiration from Gregory Maguire’s 1995 novel Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West. There is no follow-up novel; the story from the original musical will continue in Wicked Part 2.

It seems people often fabricate background knowledge to justify their feelings. This particular friend ties his enjoyment to the homosexual community—a connection that’s hardly a valid reason to see a movie. Demographics aren’t a legitimate justification for falsified uplift.

My mom calls this, “fibbing.” If lying’s required to avoid critical discourse how substantive can the praise be?

On Thanksgiving, someone said:

“I like Wicked, and I know your sister loves Wicked. And she’s standing right over there.”

In that gal’s mind, Wicked is good simply because it would hurt a friend’s feelings to think otherwise—an admirable trait, perhaps, but hardly conducive to fruitful film discussion.

Shifting focus, consider the film’s internal logic. Ask yourself: if magic doesn’t exist in Oz, what is the purpose of the university they’re attending? The curriculum doesn’t involve sorcery or academia; The audience is privy to a single lesson; talking animal civil rights history.

Contrast this with The Grinch, where mythic tales recount hours-long makeup sessions before every shoot day. Jim Carrey is the poster child for the endless transformation process – even handling his own contact lenses.

Then there’s Cynthia Erivo’s performance as Elphaba. Despite the reverence many express, the makeup on Cynthia is poor – bordering on lazy. Fully sleeved and pant-legged in almost every scene. Do we ever see green arms? This hurts even more because I’m a big Erivo fan. Working with her on Widows cemented a deep respect, making her miscasting all the more disappointing.

Mid-shoot a co-worker asks, “Why they making her run so much?”

“Because it’s awesome! Black actresses rarely run on screen,” I reply.

Still, stunt casting her as Elphaba was the wrong choice. Her singing is unremarkable, and changing the character’s race muddles the metaphor. Elphaba becomes not just an outcast, but an outcast defined by the otherness of her skin color. Instead of a singular, green-skinned anomaly in Oz, she transforms into a marginalized individual rather than representing a marginalized race. Casting a black woman alters that dynamic entirely.

Her acting comes off as uninspired and paycheck-oriented. Later in the film, she recites an incantation – a terrible example of fantasy storytelling. She cycles through a short, nonsensical phrase – “something ibn something” – like a disingenuous, repetitive Arabic chant. According to Reddit, these words are drawn from the musical: “Ahben Tahkay Ahben Tahkay Abhen Atum Takayah,” etc. There used to be a melody adding flavor, but it’s lost here.

Here lies my core issue with the film: many adaptations use artistic license to change things when moving to the big screen. If Cynthia can’t make the incantation melody work, the overall scene requires reworking. “It is drawn directly from the source material,” isn’t adequate justification.

And there’s nothing redeemable about Elphaba. In fact, she’s standoffish, unfunny (her “these are not the reasons I’m green” bit sucks) and utterly put-upon.

Glinda is worth rooting for, and the Wizard too, but Elphaba? Who gives a pointed cap?

Ultimately, Wicked lacks inspiration. It’s neither edgy nor engaging. The film has no stakes and offers no contemporary commentary or enjoyment for those lacking in nostalgia.

My sister – and all like-minded women and gay men – can enjoy this film, justifiably or not. But an Oscar nomination for Best Picture?

Gtfooh.

See Kraven the Hunter instead.

★★★

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