Ladies and gentlemen, the definitive lists. Enjoy.

Top 20 Films of 2013

1. Elysium
2. American Hustle
3. Side Effects
4. 12 Years a Slave
5. World War Z
6. Lone Survivor
7. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
8. Frozen
9. Iron Man 3
10. Rush
11. Mud
12. This is The End
13. Star Trek Into Darkness
14. Blue Jasmine
15. Pacific Rim
16. Spring Breakers
17. Prisoners
18. The Wolf of Wall Street
19. The Croods
20. Captain Phillips

Top 15 “Also Rans”

1. Despicable Me 2
2. Monsters University
3. The Wolverine
4. Thor: The Dark World
5. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
6. Turbo
7. Man of Steel
8. Oblivion
9. Don Jon
10. The Spectacular Now
11. Saving Mr. Banks
12. Dallas Buyers Club
13. We’re the Millers
14. In a World…
15. Ender’s Game 

Runner Ups

1. All is Lost
2. Nebraska
3. Her
4. The Place Beyond the Pines
5. About Time
6. Now You See Me
7. The Way Way Back
8. The Great Gatsby
9. Frances Ha
10. The Heat
11. G.I. Joe: Retaliation
12. Epic
13. Gravity
14. Escape from Tomorrow

Un-Good Movies

1. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
2. 47 Ronin
3. Planes
4. A Good Day to Die Hard
5. August: Osage County
6. Fast & Furious 6

Movies I Won’t Watch

1. Blue is the Warmest Color
2. Grown Ups 2
3. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
4. The Internship
5. Last Vegas
6. Lee Daniels’ The Butler
7. Kick Ass 2
8. Oldboy
9. The Best Man Holiday
10. The To Do List
11. The Hangover Part III
12. Identity Thief
13. The Last Stand
14. 42
15. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
16. Free Birds
17. Anything By Tyler Perry (Peeples, Madea’s Christmas Rubbish, etc.)